Eik Masoom Khwahish

mere eik masoom see khwahish hai… eik bander paloon.
Bander ki training hoo gi , training kaay baad..Googa will be ready for real world.

Oyi googay pani tau pila daay..
googay yaar zara daikhna bahar darwazay pay koon aya hai
googay meray phone ka charger dhoond kay lao
yaar googay i know you r sleeping but be a pal and go get me 100 rupay ka phone carAd
Googa ji u forgott to get change from sabzi wala..again…:smack:

googs char chai kay koNp bana kay lao…

waghaira waghaira

latest one… googay yaar yeh KKF ki post tau translate karr dou asaan zuban may

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so all in all…you want a translator for KKF’s post :rotfl:

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one of the many many things i want googa to do.

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lol…googay kii smajhdaanii chhoTii hogii zaraa…how about a bandariya? she’ll be able to do ‘a lot more’ for you! :wink: :cb:

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but why a monkey ?:hmmm: cuz its a copycat?

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bandriya kay makup ka bohat kharcha hoota hai …socha tha magar mahanga kaam hay

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bander cuz banders have two brains

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you wanan eat one brain like the chinese do :(

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Nah how can i be so crual to my googa… both of em :yummy:

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ab mahngaaii ke Dar se bandariyaa ko reject kar denaa qaabil-e-sitaa’ish nahiiN…are bhai, use khiRkii meN biThaa denaa to vo kamaa ke bhii degii…ab kia Gham? :cb: :wink:

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fairness ki limit:hehe:

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aur agar khirki may baith kay us nay kisi kay sir may gamla maar diya phool samait… koon zamanat karwata phiray ga… police ka hall tau pata hoo ga…
aur yeh khirki may baith kay koon se kamai hooti hai?:hmmm:

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ab itne buddhoo bhii na bano ji :cb: vaise, ab log saRkoN pe bandariya ke Drame dekhte haiN jo maike jaa kar kartii hai jab bandar mahaaraaj use lene jaate haiN DanDaa haath meN thaame huye…to bas, vohii ‘Dramebaazii’ khiRkii meN bhii ho saktii ahi :wink: :smiley: :cb:

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googa kisi aisay waisay madari ka bander nahen hai… opps yeh main kia kah gaya;smack: :smiley:

agar bandri rakhi tau us ko geo kay dramon ki herowin ban`na hai

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hahaha…ab to kah diyaa, bachchoo! :stuck_out_tongue:

vahaN to already ‘house-full’ hai lol…vahaN Miss Bandariya Rani kii daal galnii mushkil hai…hahaha :cb:

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bandri rakhni hee nahen tau mere taraf saay bhooki marray

apna googa election bhee laray ga :jhanda:

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haaN, yeh saHeeH rahegaa…heeng lage na phiTkirii, rang chokhaa! :smiley: vaise, aajkal ke gadhoN se to bandar miyaaN laakh darja bahtar saabit hoNge…bandar to phir bhii insaan kaa cousin hai…gadhe se to koii rishtedaarii bhii nahiiN :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

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jab elected member gadhay ko apna baap bana laita hai tau wohi haal hoota hai jo is mulAk ka iss waqt hai

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dekho baat kahaN se kahaN chali gaii…mazaaq mazaaq meN baat serious ho gaii…Allah hamaarii qaum per raHm kare…hameN bhii chaahiye k ham bhii KHud apne aap ko saHeeH kareN…aameen

ab itne serious na ho…yeh sun lo gaanaa:

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yaar main tau roota bhee hans kay hooun....

back to the topic..
googay ko car, truck ka licence bhee lay kar daina hai...koi waqif hay ?