**Eid Day 1 Celebration
Khail Khilari and Audio Forum presents: Eid drama with Jansher Khan
**To celebrate a wonderful occasion of Eid with all of GupShup, in a combined presentation with Audio Gallery, Khail Khilari is proud to present an Eid drama parody with one of the greatest legends of Pakistan squash, Jansher Khan. This parody was done by Psyah - a guppie by all accounts and nature - as part of our Eid celebration. In addition to the drama, Elegance chipped in with a great contribution of running PTV-style ads. We would like to extend our appreciation to Psyah, Elegance and AQ for their immense contribution to our Eid celebrations. This drama is their creation.
Special appearance in this Eid drama by **AQ
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You can Listen to Audio Version here
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/audio-gallery/298116-eid-celebration-day-1-eid-drama-jansher-khan.html
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Jansher Khan Show
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Peghaam-e-AQ
Host: Haan to jee, today is like Eid… and like joining us here today is like one of the most zabardast players in the taareekh of Pakistan squash. With him in the game, Pakistan rose in the ranks and was able to put the name of the country on the map. O samajh gayi na meri awaam? Jansher Khan is like here with us on the show. Like merey samnay baithay hain. Jansher Khan, sama lekum. Like, give us your introduction, hain jee? Tusi kehray pind dey ho?
Jansher Khan: Hello I am Jan-sher – yani – Sher dil hehe English mein Lionheart, aur mein jab 3 years old tha … [interrupted]
Host: Arey tell yaar. Acha… like how do you boost the game of national squash? Like, kiss tarah, mmmm haan… ?
JK: I practically na gave up squash taqreeban das saal pehle not single Pakistani player has managed to get in top-ten rankings. Instead of helping joy riders, PSF chief should garner the support of former legends to boost national squash.
Host: Your thoughts on the underdogs beating us?
speaking to himself I will not speak Urdu because this was a really ghinouna qisam ka dialogue given to me by the Producer.
JK**:** In fact na koi fayda nahein hai, umm . there is no point in talking about our players’ rankings because are losing against underdogs like Kuwait. It’s really hard for me to see such results, aur-um,
Host: When you were stopped at Islamabad for bringing liquor to the country from London - bari jagah hai yaar - how did you feel?
JK: Asal mein … those 19 bottles were Graig … for Graig. He was my tour partner. Aur –um
Host: O kee gul kitte aey mainu lagda kay you moved from squash to a much stronger variety of drink
JK: Umm .. ye kya baqwas ..[interruption]
Host: O mein ta GupShup UNPLUGGED paa raiya see tusi te serious hogaye ho… what about like the improvements and taraqqee in Pakistan squash, like what is your opinion? Thori roshni daalein, awaam andhairay mein hai.
JK: As former squash champion mera dil game mein hein aur ..um . I feel for Pakistan squash because it has made me everything I am now. But when I talk
about improvements, PSF people mujhe label dete hein … terrorist kehte hein … aur umm.
Host: Do you train/practice squash? O I am not talking about like taking train yaar, but like train train…
JK: I’m national hero lekin unho ne mujhe ‘ban’ kardiya hein .. from playing in a squash court mere apne shehr mein – aur umm they don’t allow me to train in a squash centre, wo kehte hein tumhare sathi ‘guns’ dekhate hein, aur umm, They are actually calling me terrorist. Kya baqwas hai.
Host: How is like the support for the c-c-c-current players?.. … … … … … … chotay eik glass thanda lao yaar, galaa sookh gaya hai.
JK: The PSF has stopped supporting a lot of players umm they say don’t have the resources to help everybody. Aur umm … I say that if you can send joy-rider around the world that means bohat peyse hein unke paas nahein? Aur …. Better to spend on players than others.
Host: O tusi daso jee, what would you like to say to like our youngsters for the occasion of Eid, like… ?
JK: Pakistan is luck hai ke six seven players hain, jo internationally regarded hein umm …legends of squash. Pakistan has rich unique history. Aur umm lekin unfortunate hai ke people running squash in Paksitan don’t care. Pakistan squash needs solid steps. We need professional people to run squash, aur umm players ko coach karein. Lekin PSF log kush hein …. lip service dete hein. Bas aur kahna chahta hoon, ek baat Shahzad Roy taught me it … Hum Aik Hain, Hum Aik Hain, Hum Aik Hain.
Host: Today our guest was dunya kay maanay hue Jansher Khan. ‘You can be a good audience and drop off my Eidi in my dropbox before you leave this show.’
Under the breath This line was given to me by the Producer… shouts abey kambakht %)^(#)#($(
^^ PTV-style ads by Elegance ^^
