there was a man who always used to critcize his wife, like u cant cook, kahnay main namak itna zaida hai…blah blah…so one morning the wife makes an omlette in breakfast for her husband…jab hubby egg dekhta hai tou kehta hai ke haye mujhe tou boiled egg khana tha…tou wife jaa ke boiled egg lati hai…is dafa husband kehta hai ke hayye ab mera dil phainta hua egg khanay ko cha raha hai…wife ko bada ghusa ata hai par woh chup ker jati hai or sochti hai ke is daffa mein dono eggs ek saath bana ke le jati hoon so jo pasand ho ga woh kha lein gay…so she makes both the eggs (phainta hua n boiled one)..she takes the palte to him n says “ok i hv made both the eggs now eat which ever one u like”…after few pauses the husband looks at her and says “haye allah yeh kya kia tumne jis ande ko boil karna tha use phaint diya or jisay phaintna tha usay boil ker diya”.
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what a looooser!!! the husband not u blessesd:)
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translate in english please
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translate in english please
Typical desi man being himself. I would love to translate for you but trust me you don't wanna know, its just waste of time.
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there was a man who always used to critcize his wife, like u cant cook, kahnay main namak itna zaida hai.....blah blah....so one morning the wife makes an omlette in breakfast for her husband.....jab hubby egg dekhta hai tou kehta hai ke haye mujhe tou boiled egg khana tha...tou wife jaa ke boiled egg lati hai...is dafa husband kehta hai ke hayye ab mera dil phainta hua egg khanay ko cha raha hai.......wife ko bada ghusa ata hai par woh chup ker jati hai or sochti hai ke is daffa mein dono eggs ek saath bana ke le jati hoon so jo pasand ho ga woh kha lein gay....so she makes both the eggs (phainta hua n boiled one)..she takes the palte to him n says "ok i hv made both the eggs now eat which ever one u like"....after few pauses the husband looks at her and says "haye allah yeh kya kia tumne jis ande ko boil karna tha use phaint diya or jisay phaintna tha usay boil ker diya".
so there is this guy who likes to criticize his wife. you add too much salt in the food. you can't cook, etc etc. so one morning his wife makes him an omelette for breakfast. the husband says i want a boiled egg instead. so the wife makes him a boiled egg. then the husband says no i feel like eating an omlette now. so now the wife is ticked off. but she doesn't say anything. she says to herself i'm going to cook eggs both styles, and take them both for him. whatever he feels like eating at that time he will eat it. so she takes it to him. the husband looks at the eggs for a while, and then says, hai Allah what did you do? the egg that was supposed to be boiled you made an omelette out of it, and the egg that you were supposed to make an omlette out of you boiled it.
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hahahahahhahahahahahahahah 
A very good example of people who will find fault in even perfect things when they set out to find faults.
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haha....i feel for the wife :D
