Santa and Banta are two friends. Santa has very good
job but poor Banta is jobless.
In an attempt to help his friend get a job Santa
applies for the same job as Banta. On the interview
day, Santa says,first I will go inside and answer all
questions except last one, and after coming out, I
would give you all answers and questions. So you go
and then answer there. You will get the Job.
Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER : When we got independence?
SANTA : Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in
1947.
EMPLOYER : Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA : It changes daily and these days its Atal
Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER : OK. What’s India’s population?
SANTA : (He was not to reply last one so he says)
Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know,
I will tell you Sir.
Now he comes out and tell questions and answers to
Banta Singh. Our poor Banta remembers all answers but
forgot the questions.
Banta goes in.
EMPLOYER : When were you born?
BANTA : Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in
1947.
EMPLOYER : What??? Who is your father?
BANTA : It changes daily and these days its Atal
Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER : Employer is upset now. Are you mad Mr.
Banta?
BANTA : Good Question, Research is going on, and
when I know, I will tell you Sir.
