In a staff room,
chemistry and history teacher
were in a tough competition.
.
History teacher:
i will slay you with tipu sultan’s sword
Chemistry teacher :
I’ll dissolve you in concentrated HCl
.
.
When it becomes too tough
for the maths teacher to bear,
.
.
.
she shouts:
" shut up both of u,
i’ll put both of you
in the bracket
and multiply with zero"
Re: Educational Rumble…
I loved technical woodwork :D. Our technical teacher in second year of high school was a functioning alcoholic. His name was Mr Brundle and everytime he walked into the class we would all shout “lets get ready to brundle”. And everybody was ready to brundle - except this guy. He was ****ed from the night before. His brundling days were over. There was also a rumour about the principal of maths that if you forgot your calculator he would make you sit through the rest of the class in your vest and underwear.