Bad Comma Causes Pandemonium;
A panda walks into a saloon and growls, “GIMME A SANDWICH!”
After wolfing down the sandwich, he draws a six-shooter,
plugs the piano player dead in the back, and heads for the door.
The bartender hollers, "Hey! You haven’t paid for the sandwich!
"The panda replies, “Idiot! I’m a panda! LOOK IT UP!”
And away he goes. The bartender looks up “panda” in the dictionary
and finds: “Large furry marsupial of the Asian continent.
Eats shoots and leaves.”