easy choice for God

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because
you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish”.

The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime
I want to.”

The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
logistics of that kind of undertaking. Think of the supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things.Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think
would  honor and glorify me.”

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I
wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel
inside,what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why
they cry, what they mean when they say ‘nothing’ and how I can make a woman
truly happy”!

After a long pause God said, “You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?”

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I love this joke - makes me crack up everytime I read it!

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But Mem, we aint that hard to understand, are we?

The well bred contradict other people, the wise contradict themselves.

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LOL..heh

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is it really difficult to understand a woman

** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**

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specially agar “MINDLESS” wala case ho .. “SEARCHING FOR LOST MIND” ..

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.. man i love your profile .. signature, custom title, its so awesome.. i actually had tried to register as mindless when i was gonna register, but then i thought oh well, confused is better sounding (and realistic)

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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oh so u tried to register wid a nick of MINDLESS lekin jab register nahin hosaka to CONFUSED realistic hogya!!!

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lol…never mind…well no doubt confused to aap honge hee…but I am much more confused than you are..but again I am confused coz I am mindless…why r u? dont tell me that you are mindless too! anyways thanx

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** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**

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I love it.
very funnyfunnyfunnyfunny

I am empowered with what makes sense!!!!

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oh .. nahin yar mindless, first i thought ke chalain, try martay hain mindless register keraanay ki .. but then changed the idea .. warna tafreeh rehti . . . well atleast we are related-guppies by nature then

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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very hi funny…

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thanx 4 sharing…
God Bless u…

Alf Allah Chunmbay Di Booti
Mere Maan Vich Murshad Lai Huu..
Naffi Asbaat Da Paani Mallaya
Har Raggay HarJai Huu
[Sultan Bahuu]

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