Eastern and Western Homework

:hayaa:

I just noticed how the Desi ammi jaans help their kids with homework

yeh tum nay seedhi line banai hay :smilestar:

*Aik hazar daffa bata chuki hooN small “e” kaisay banatay hain *:smilestar:

Tum ko main abhi achhi tarhaa batati hooN 6 x 4 kitnay hotay hain :bailan:

aur bachhay baycharay ki awaz hi nahi nikal rahi
bareeek billie kay bachhay jaisi awazain nikal raha hay *jeeeeeeeee *:omg:

Shukar hay mujhay mairee ammi nay kabhi homework nahi karwaya
hamaisha abba hi karwatay thay - buhat piyar mohabbat say :halo:

So i was wondering how the Gori mems help their kids with homework :hmmm:

P.S.
she probably just had a bad day
cause normally shez not like that :phati:

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goriyaan sirf aankhaan dikhaati hain uncle kaam ho jaata hai

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My ammi used to teach us, bohat maar khaayi hai, dhoop mein kharey huey hain, haath ooper kar k, thappar khaaye hain, kamar mein mukkey khaaey hain, aur pata nahi kia kia :teary1:

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^ itni maar:D
waise meri ammi bhi maarti theen magar thora mein bhi maarti hoon theek thaak

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Jee haan, isiliye aaj mein aik wadda afsar bann gaya hoon, jawani mein hi :D Thanks to ammi jee's maar :Salute:

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aur isi liye thori maar khaane ke baad mein ghar mein hoon 2 bachoon ke saath:D

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einstein chacha, bhabi ko bhi GS ki hawa lagayein na :hehe: mazah ajaye :smiley:

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Kabhee pankhay say ultay latkaaiy gaiy ho? Nahi na? To phir itna itraao mat :stuck_out_tongue:

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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ur mom did that? :eek: she must be strong :-s

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man ammi was tough with math. itni maar pari hai, itni maar kay bas. par dad becharay ko bhi nahin chora. tang kar kay rakha tha :halo:

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ahaaaN
there seems to be a very familiar TREND in all Desi Moms :hmmm:
Terrorism :2guns:

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stop complaining…u all are here at this point in ur life because of ur amma jaan :emmy:

na shukray kahin ke :o

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Yea what she said :barbie:

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tumhari tu harkatain hi bata rahi hain kay tumhari buhat kutt lagi hay :bailan:

P.S.

HHL = Spoon :snooty:

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I only agreed cuz she was right. Now stop complaining :snooty:

PS - :barbie:

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she is right now
because she was CORRECTED :omg:

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My mom never laid a hand on me…seriously…lekin woh aik nazar dekhti thin aur rooh kamp jati thi :frowning:

Abbu…well he’s another story… woh duuuuur se nishana le ke joota phenktay thay, his shot always missed :snooty:

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:omg: @ nishanaaa :rotfl:

so he was not really good at killing chipkalis in the kitchen with a flying chappal :hehe:

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I was intelligent enough to know everything in advance... Abbu and elder sisters used to help me but most of the H.W. I used to do while in school or in school bus:D

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No she wasnt. Bowarchi ko order hota tha :bummer:

Sincerely,
Captain Lota