Re: Dummy's guide to personal hygiene
Lussi - truly, they get that way right before they fall off, get a chicken, hold it upside down, turn in a complete circle clockwise (MUST be clockwise or instead of a cure, it won't just be the problem area), yell at the top of your lungs "Kunga bunga munga do" four times and then throw the chicken as far as you can. If it goes more than 3 feet, you are cured and will stay a man.
Oh yeah, must be done in the middle of a busy rush hour street.
Go on, what are you waiting for?? huh? Do you really want to lose the only one you have left???
BTW - and this is serious (look it up), heat kills the little guys and excessive heat in that area can render you temporarily sterile. Invest in boxers, my friend.