**Liquid Plummer **Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
**Windex **Do not spray in eyes.
Bowl Fresh Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Toilet PlungerCaution: Do not use near power lines
**Dremel Electric Rotary Tool **This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
**Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter **Safe to use around pets.
**Endust Duster **This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
**Baby Oil **Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion Keep away from children
**Hair Coloring **Do not use as an ice cream topping
**Wet-Nap **Directions: Tear open packet and use
**Dial Soap **Directions: Use like regular soap
Stridex Foaming Face Wash May contain foam
**Old Spice Red Zone Deoderant **Use only on underarms
**Zantac 75 **Do not take if allergic to zantac
**Sleeping Pills **Warning: May cause Drowsiness
**Christmas Lights **Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
**Bic Lighter **Ignite lighter away from face.
**Komatsu Floodlight **This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
EarplugsThese ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
**Mattress **Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
**Matches **Caution: Contents may catch fire
Pepper SprayCaution: Never aim spray at your own eyes
**Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor **Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition
**Fix-a-Flat **WARNING: Do not weld can to rim
**Home Depot Treated Lumber **Do not consume
Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping
**Road Sign **Caution water on road during rain
**Camera **This camera will only work when film is inside
**Road Sign **Cemetery Road. Dead End
**Church Parking Lot Sign **Thou shalt not park
**Children’s Superman Costume **Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
**Silk Soy Milk **Shake well and buy often
Air ConditionerCaution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows
**Rowenta Iron **Warning: Never iron clothes on the body
**Slush Puppy Cup **This ice may be cold
**American Airlines Peanuts **Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
**Nabisco Easy Cheese **For best results, remove cap
**Swanson TV Dinners **This product must be cooked before eating
**Hershey’s Almond Bar **Warning: May contain traces of nuts
**Heinz Ketchup **Instructions: Put on food
Boot’s Children’s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery
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