Well, my other thread was locked because the joke wasn’t lame enough 
here’s another one.
This girl <**imagine any blond, pink, purple etc.**> decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the dumb-girls jokes and how all girls are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her father that girls really are smart.
While her father is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.The next day, right after her father leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her father arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his daughter lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.
She replies, “Yes.”
He asks what she is doing.
She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all young girls are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat.
She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, “For best results, put on two coats.”
I hope this is funny enough 
