RIVER WALK
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees another
blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo” she shouts, “how can I
get to the
other side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down the
river then
shouts back, “You are on the other side.”THE INTERVIEW
An executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in
his
company. He wanted to find out something about her personality
so he
asked, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or
dead, who
would it be?” The blonde quickly responded, “The living one.”SPACEY
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian
bragged, “We were the first in space!” The American retorted,
“We were the
first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what, we’re going to be
the first
on the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at each other
and shook
their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you fool. You’ll burn
up!” said
the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you
know.
We’re going at night!”MAKE UP YOUR MIND!
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding, and asks her very
nicely if
he could see her license. Huffily, she replied, “I wish you guys
would
make up your mind. Just yesterday you take away my license and
then today
you expect me to show it to you!”NO BRAINER
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. When it was her
turn, she
rolled the dice, and landed on “Science & Nature.” Her question
was, “If
you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear
it?” She
thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
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