Dumb and Dumber...

  1. A plane crashed over the US Canadian border. Where do you bury the survivors? US or Canada?

  2. A father and son are in a car accident. On the way to the hospital, the father succumbs to his injuries. The son is taken to the operating room. Later, the doctor comes in and says: “I can’t operate on him, because he’s my son.” Is this scenario possible?

  3. Can you jump higher than your house?

Re: Dumb and Dumber…

  1. A plane crashed over the US Canadian border. Where do you bury the survivors? US or Canada?
    you can’t bury alive people
  2. A father and son are in a car accident. On the way to the hospital, the father succumbs to his injuries. The son is taken to the operating room. Later, the doctor comes in and says: “I can’t operate on him, because he’s my son.” Is this scenario possible?
    the doctor is boy’s mom
  3. Can you jump higher than your house?
    **i don’t get this one ** :confused:

Re: Dumb and Dumber…

i can…coz my house cant jump!!!
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shikra ji…a little gray matter from the first floor helps a lot :mocking:

Have a crack at these :

A man goes to visit another man in jail, but the rule is that only family members are admitted to see the inmates. The jailor stops the visitor and asks if he is related to the prisoner. He responds with the following statement..."Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is my father's son."
How is he related to the prisioner?

What's the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every place?

What will occur once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?

How many plums are there in an apple pie?

There is a guy that wants to go into town so he shuts off all of the lights in his house before he leaves. When he comes back he discovers that he caused 100 deaths by shutting off his lights. How is this possible?

Does England have a 4th of july?

How many months have 28 days in them?

How much dirt is in a hole thats 3x2x1?

Why Would u bury survivorz ???? sumthing to think about eh?

hmm, the last three are easy of course…

of course england has july 4th…

all 12 months have 28 days in em..

and how can a hole have dirt in it?

hmm, the visitor is the prisoner’s uncle? (but why does that seem too simple for words?)

oh, oh, i just figured this out… it’s ‘M’ that occurs once in a Minute, twice in a MoMent and never in a thousand years! that’s cute..

so the other one’s easy too.. ‘E’ is at the beginning of Eternity, end of timE and spacE, beginning of End and end of every placE..

and i’ve never tasted an apple pie (ugh, i haven’t a sweet tooth) but i’m inclined to think that it wouldn’t be called an apple pie if it had plums in it.. :silly:

Salaam,

Okay the answers to the above puzzles were?

The prisnor is the visitors son. If prisoner has no borthers or sisters, he is obviously his fathers son, must be fathers only son...

next answer was yup of course the Letter 'E'

and letter 'M' occurs once in minute.. and blah blah blah....

Plum's in an apple pie, none of course!

How does the man cause 100 death.... well he lives in lighthouse thus swithing all lights off caused death....

Yes of course England has 4th of July, cuz it comes day after the 3rd..

Yup every month has 28 days..so all of months is answer

OK, right there is no dirt in hole!

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*Originally posted by Dai_sista: *
Salaam,

Okay the answers to the above puzzles were?

The prisnor is the visitors son. If prisoner has no borthers or sisters, he is obviously his fathers son, must be fathers only son...

next answer was yup of course the Letter 'E'

and letter 'M' occurs once in minute.. and blah blah blah....

Plum's in an apple pie, none of course!

How does the man cause 100 death.... well he lives in lighthouse thus swithing all lights off caused death....

Yes of course England has 4th of July, cuz it comes day after the 3rd..

Yup every month has 28 days..so all of months is answer

OK, right there is no dirt in hole!
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The visitor can also be an uncle....think about it

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