Ducking Out

Two city slickers were coming to the end of a long day of duck hunting without any ducks. They couldn’t understand what had happened, they bought the best equipment, had a well trained Labrador, the best decoys, and had arrived plenty early enough to get set up before dawn. Not wanting to be made fun of at the office they decided to stay until last light and try to figure out what was wrong. After making mental checks of the events of the entire day one looked at the other and asked “Do you think we are throwing the dog high enough?”