Three guys die at once. They get to the pearly gates and meet St.Peter. He says there is only one rule in heaven. Don’t Step on a duck! The guys were thinking ok this is going to be easy. When they enter heaven there are ducks everywhere. They are all thinking it is going to be impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy steps on a duck right away. St.Peter appears with this really mean looking amazon women and handcuffs them together. He tells him that since he stepped on a duck they will be together for all eternity. Then St.Peter and the unhappy couple disappear. The other guys are freaking out now. The second guy goes about a week then steps on a duck. Suddenly St.Peter appears with this shrewd fat gross looking women with nasty yellow teeth and terrible smelling breath and handcuffs them together. You will be together for all eternity he says then they vanish. The last guy goes 3 years and he still hasn’t stepped on a duck when suddenly St.Peter appears with the most beautiful blonde women you could imagine. He handcuffs them together and vanishes without a word. I must have done something really good to get you he says. “I don’t know about you but i stepped on a duck!!!”
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