Dua-e-Iftar

Our Politcians Dua-e-Iftar

Not sure if our politicians fast, but i am sure that they all do Iftar… yeah some do it bit early though, below are the dua these politicians make before the Iftar

  1. Nawaz Sharif : Ya Allah, either make the men of the whole world Ganja like me, or grow me some hairs

  2. Shahbaz Sharif : Ya Allah, i second Bhai Jan’s dua…

  3. Asif Ali Zardari : Ya Allah, Do something with Iftikhar Ch, the guy is after my very hard earned money, Ya Allah, you know i cannot black tickets at the cinema any more

  4. Rehman Malik: O’Queen of England, please pardon me for a lie that i am not British citizen, have mercy on me and my business

  5. Imran Khan: Ya’Allah, General Pasha ka pata bata day

  6. Fazl ur Rehman : Ya Allah, mujhay wazir-e-azam bana day

  7. Altaf Hussain : Ya Allah, bhatay maiN izafa kerwa day, London maiN mehnga’i buhat ho gayee hay

  8. Awam : Ya Allah, in tamam logooN say bacha aur naik hukumraaN ata farma

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add to 6) '73 kay ai'en kay tanazur main :D
add to 8) Ya Allah humain bhi naik bana day :D

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Awam;s Dua Should be Like This

Ya Alla Hamay Jiyalas or Noonies Se Nijat Ata Farma

Ameen

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I like number 2 :hehe:

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I don’t like number 5. :hoonh:

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i liked the 7th one...

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Police Department: Ya Allah Aap tau jantay ho Halal hazam nahen hoota, humain tau yeh bhee yaad nahen akhri dafa apnay paison ki chai kab pee thee.Halal say bachana.