A guy walked into a post office one day to see a
middle aged balding man standing at the counter
methodically placing “love” stamps on bright pink
envelopes with hearts all over them. He then took
out a perfume bottle and started spraying scent all
over them. His curiosity getting the better of him,
he went up to the balding guy and asked him what he
was doing. The man said, “I’m sending out 1,000
Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess Who?’”
“But why?” asked the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer.” the man replied.