A man went into a fish-and-chip shop and ordered the biggest fish they had. When he got it home and opened it, it had a syringe in it.
He went straight back to the shop and asked how it got in there, and the man said, “It’s not his fault – he’s a drug-haddock.”
Another fish lateefa.
A man runs into a fishmonger's with a giant carp under his arm. "Do you sell fishcakes ?" he says to the assistant behind the counter.
"of course we do" comes the reply.
the customer breathes a sigh of relief. "thank god," he says gesturing to the fish under his arm. "it's his birthday today."
:-/ :-] :) :-D