“You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!”
“What’s a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??”
“Drop trou and give me 20!”
“Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?”
*“Soldier, I’m admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each.”
“Remember ‘An Officer and a Gentleman’? I’m neither, baby.”
“The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking.”
“Wanna know why I’m called a ‘drill’ sergeant?”
“Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.”
“Uncle Sam ain’t the only one who wants you.”