“Dr. Who”
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole,
several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A women was the
first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her
aside. 'Step aside, lady,' he barked. 'I've taken a course in
first-aid!' The women watched for a few minutes, then tapped him
on the shoulder. 'Pardon me,' she said. 'But when you get to the
part about calling a doctor, I'm right here.'
“Golf Accident”
A guy comes to work speaking in a really hoarse voice.
His buddy asks him what happened to his voice. He relates that he
was playing golf, and sliced out of bounds into a pasture.
However, he thought he could find his ball and went to look for
it. He saw a woman looking for her ball, too. As he passed a cow,
he noticed that there was a golf ball stock in the back end of
the cow. He lifted up the cow's tail and called out, "Hey lady,
does this look like yours?"
That's when she hit him in the throat with a 5 iron.