Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, “Are Banta Singh! What the heck’s goin’ on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there”.
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you’ve got a driver. "
Bonus Joke:
Sardarji is buying a TV.
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”
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