"Don't you want to go......?"

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A minister was explaining the wonders and beauty of heaven to a group of children.Then he asked,“How many of you want to go to Heaven?”
Every hand went up except one.
“Dont you want to go to Heaven,little Johnny?” the minister asked.
“Yes,i do.” Little Johnny answered.
“Then why didn’t you raise your hand?” asked the minister.
“I thought you were getting a load to go up now!” replied Little Johnny..

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LOL!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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nice one …

A knight is sworn to valor…His heart knows only virtue
His blade defends the helpless…His might upholds the weak
His words speak only truth…His wrath undoes the wicked