or she will kill ya…:roman:
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I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
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Today is our what?
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Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
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I thought we only celebrated important events?
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You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
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You don’t like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
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I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here’s a $5 gift certificate for McDonald’s.
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If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
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You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I’ll take you to Pizza Hut if it’ll shut ya up.
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I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
I’ll be careful if I got married hehehe;)
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