STAFF DESCRIPTIONS
*Outgoing Personality…Always going out of the office
Great Presentation Skills … Able to bull***
*Good Communication Skills…Spends lots of time on phone
*Average Employee …Not too bright
*Exceptionally Well Qualified…Made no major blunders yet
*Work is First Priority…Too ugly to get a date
*Active Socially…Drinks a lot
* Family is Active Socially… Spouse drinks, too
- Independent Worker…Nobody knows what he/she does
*Quick Thinking…Offers plausible excuses
*Careful Thinker…Won’t make a decision
*Aggressive…Obnoxious
*Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs…Gets someone else to do it
* Expresses Themselves Well…Speaks English
*Meticulous Attention to Detail…A nit picker
*Has Leadership Qualities…Is tall or has a loud voice
* Exceptionally Good Judgement…Lucky
*Keen Sense of Humour…Knows a lot of dirty jokes
* Career Minded…Back Stabber
*Loyal…Can’t get a job anywhere else