Salaamzzz everyonea
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, hope you all doing good, Here is a good joke, sorry if someone gets offended
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Brian invited his mother over for dinner.
During the course of the meal, Brian’s mother
couldn’t help but keep noticing how beautiful
Brian’s roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester
had long been suspicious of a relationship
between Brian and his roommate,
Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the
two react, Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there
was more between Brian and his roommate, Stephanie,
than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts,
Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are
just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been
unable to findthe
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she
took it, doyou?"
Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a
letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother,
I’m not saying that you “did” take the gravy
ladle from the house, I’m not saying that you "did
not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his
mother, which read:
Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with
Stephanie, and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep
withStephanie. But the fact remains that if she were
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the
gravyladle by now.
Love, Mom
Lesson of the Day…Don’t lie to your mother