Y’all doubt that our parents don’t know shit.. but you know what…they know way more than you could even imagine!
Take this for example.
Ashdeep invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Ashdeep’s roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this
had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ashdeep and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Ashdeep volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
jeeti and I are just roommates.
"About a week later, jeeti came to Ashdeep saying,"Ever since your mother
ame to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver chutney jar.
You don’t suppose she took it, do you?"
Well,I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take
the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the
chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner.
Love, Ashdeep
Several days later, Ashdeep received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with jeeti, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with jeeti. But the fact remains that if she was
sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now.
Love, Ummi
Lesson of the day
…Don’t Lie to Your Mother especially if she is Asian