**Judge:
Did you really beat your neighbor unconscious with a dead cat?
Suspect:
No.
Judge:
No?
Suspect:
The cat wasn’t dead. 
**
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Hahahaha... Good one
The cat here must have been a tiger, because even a living domesticated billi wouldn't incur much damage if used as a weapon.
Goodness! has your sense of humor taken a dip due to December freeze or did I post the joke by mistake in Eulogies section? 
Haaww. Was what I said such a…cat–astrophe?
Was it cat–aclysmic?
Has it rendered you** cat**–atonic?
No, eulogies are speeches of praise for the dead. You didn’t praise the dead guy …or even the cat for that matter. You simply reported his manner of death. Death by feline. You have cat–apulted your joke to the Obituaries section of the forum. Mee-owww. 
good one