-In the United States, a guy is in his car on the motorway when it arrives at a traffic jam.
-A while later, someone knocks on his window. The
guy rolls down his window and asks “What’s happening?”
-The other guy says “Terrorists have taken Bush
hostage and demand a million
-dollars, otherwise they will pour gasoline on him
and throw a match at him.
-So, I’m going from car to car to collect
donations.”
-The driver asks: “And how much do people give?”
-“5-10 liters. It depends.”