Sham Lal: Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddaree kee hai..
Rham Lal : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado.
Sham Lal: Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai.
Rham Lal : Hum jaante hain, Isko bathaana hai ki ab yeh do ghadi ka mehmaan hai.
Sham Lal and Rham Lal are escaping in a boat and suddenly there’s a hole in the boat and
water starts coming in. Sham Lal is anxious.
Sham Lal: Ab kya hoga baas…?
Rham Lal : Ek aur hole kardo,
Sham Lal: Ek aur hole..?!!
Rham Lal : Ek hole pe ‘IN’ likh do aur doosre hole par ‘OUT’ likh do. Paani
IN mein aayega aur
OUT se baahar jaayega…
Rham Lal : Is gaddaar ko shaampein mein dubaa do.
Sham Lal: Lekin kyon,
Rham Lal : ‘Shame se’ nahin to ‘Pain’ se mar jaayega…
Geeta comes in with a proposal to get married
Geeta : Baas, Humne Toni se shaadi karni hai
Rham Lal : Geeta yeh bilkul nahi ho sakta
Geeta : Lekin baas, yeh kyon?
Rham Lal : nahi matlab nahi
Geeta goes ahead, gets married and has twin boys
Sham Lal: Baas, Geeta ke judwa ladkae hua hai.
Rham Lal : Theek hai humne inke naam bhi soch liye pehle ka Peter aur doosra Repeater
Later, Geeta has twin girls
Sham Lal: Baas, Geeta ke judwa ladkiya hua hai.
Rham Lal : Theek hai humne inke naam bhi soch liye - pehli ka Kate aur doosri DupliKate
Sham Lal: Baas, mein aaj kaam pe nahin aaoonga. Mujhe stomach ache
hai.
Rham Lalh : Abay bavakoof ! Har kisi ko stomach ek hi hotha hai.
Rham Lalh : Raabert, is gaddhar ko is duniya se aazad kar dho. Iski
laash ko Police station
ke saamne phenk dho. Aur is ke side mein ek suyi bhonk dho.
Sham Lal: Lekin baas side mein suyi kyon ?
Rham Lalh : Thake Police samjhe ki ye suyiside hai.
Sham Lal: Baas meri beevi ko theen ladke payida ho gaye hai. Mein
inka naam kya rakhoon
Rham Lalh : Phele ka naam Peter rakho, dusre ka naam Repeater rakho
aur theesre ka naam
Chin Chin Choo rakhko.
Sham Lal: Lekin baas thesre ka naam Chin Chin Choo kyon ?
Rham Lalh : Are bevakoof, woh isliye ke duniya mein har theesra
bachha Chinese hotha hai.
Mickey Mouse : Muzhe Ramayan padhnee hai.
Rham Lal : isse wall peh chipka do
Sham Lal: yeh kyon baas?
Rham Lal : Taaki yeh waal-mickey kehlaygaa aur usse Ramayan apne aap samazh me ayegee!
Scene: Rham Lal murders a man.
Rham Lal : Sham Is aadmi ko Hero Honda ki tank mein dal do.
Sham Lal: kyon baas?
Rham Lal : Fill it,shut it,forget it!
Boss : Sham!
SHam : Yes, bass?
Boss : Yeh “bus” mei kuch hawa daal do.
Sham : Lekin, kyon bass?
Boss : Yeh bus “Airbus” ban jayega.
Sham Lal : boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Rham Lal : Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.
Scene: Rham Lal thouroughly disgusted with Geeta da..arrling’s typing.
Rham Lal : Geeta ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Sham Lal: Magar kyoon baas?
Rham Lal : Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Rham Lal : Sham in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do.
Sham Lal: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Rham Lal : Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
Rham Lal : Sham Lal isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi
jayega
