Asif_k
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A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.
“Well,” says the personnel director, “you’ll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute.”
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
“Also,” says the director, “you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course.”
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
“There’s one last requirement,” the director continues; “you must be bilingual.”
With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, “Meow!”
ayman
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heard sumthing similar b4 but lol
system
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lol…this is probably the first joke that salman probably either didn’t hear before or he just controlled his desire to say “old but gold” lol 
Its called a very good joke, cause u never been interviewed by CHiPs so you’ll never know what it takes to be a CoP.
seeker
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Re: Dog reports for FBI Interview
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Asif_k: *
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.
"Well," says the personnel director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."
With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
[/QUOTE]
So you got the job Asif_k?
Asif_k
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I took the Interview Stup!d 
Now Since You are (Job)seeker, Next time you stand in line too and better have your tail tied. Its part of the Dress Code
Oh man the replies and jawabi hamlay making me laaf
seeker
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Thats what Im saying…how did your interview go..did that “meow” get you the job or was it a mating call for the other Topcats there 
Asif_k
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See you are bi-lingual too
seeker
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You are quoting me out of context here…but hey maybe it is another of your canine trait…cheers 
Asif_k
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Indeed it is, I learnt while interviewing some dogs - Now get in the line and wait for your turn
LOL
man the after comments are GREAT too! 
seeker
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A bytch interviewing dogs…odd
Wait for my turn? why? are you bending over?