A man was driving in the backwoods of Montana,when he sees a sign that says ‘dog for sale’.Intrigued,he follows the road to a farmhouse where a man was chopping wood.
Hesitantly,he asks about the dog.The man thumbs towards the back of the house,and sure enough there was a labrador lying down.
The man goes up to the dog and says ‘can you talk?’…‘sure can’,the dog replies.After his shock,the man asks the dog,‘so what’s your story’?
‘Well’,the dog replies’I knew I could talk from a very young age.As I wanted to help my country,I applied to the Government,and then in turn I joined the CIA as a spy.After all,who would suspect a dog of eaves dropping.Anyways,I did this for eight years,but then you know I was not getting any younger,so I joined the Security at the airport,sniffing out drugs and terrorists.I did that for another eight years.After that I got married,had a bunch of puppies and finally retired.So,here I am.’
The man was amazed.He went to the owner and said ‘How much do want for the dog?’.‘Ten bucks..’,he replied.‘WHAT,is that all??,but he’s amazing’
**‘HE’S A LIAR!!..’ the owner shouted ,'HE DIDN’T DO ANY OF THAT **!!’
