Does your dog bite

A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?” he asked. “No.” was the reply. A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of his leg.
“I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” the man said indignantly.
“That’s not my dog.” was the answer.

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:)..hehe..if only that wasn't his leg too! :)

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nice answer, waisey i think that replies are even more funnier than the actual joke. :slight_smile:

Re: Does your dog bite

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I agree with “Khamo SHE”

:soldier: THE LONE RANGER

Nice joke Asif. :k:

Guys, keep it clean. You can pick your fights on PM … don’t use public boards to avenge your past rivalries.

That’s beautiful:hehe:

A classic Peter Seller's line from the Pink Panther movie......