does not give away anything without anything

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.”

The owner says, “I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I’ve never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal.”

So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, “Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in.”

The hobo says, “Thank you very much, sir. But there’s something that I think you should know. It’s not a Porsche you got there. It’s a BMW.”

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^ the farmer told him to paint the porch, but he thought that the farmer told him to paint porche (the car) and he was looking for a porche to paint in the back. but there was no porche back there, instead there was a BMW and he painted that car thinking that the farmer made a mistake when he told him the car’s name.

good joke :k:

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LOlzzzz

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wots a hobo?? :konfused:

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ask this in corner section…:blush:

:hehe:…

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i think he meant hubru

and

porch is --------- baranada(in urdu)... attic
and he painted his BMW