satnam singh lives in amritsar and carries two huge sacks on his phutphuttee daily across the border to lahore.. each day, the pakistani ranger asks him whats in the sacks.. satnam sez its sand.. ranger doesn't believe and pokes them to see if anything is being smuggled with the sand.. he cant find a thing.. this happens daily.. one fine day ranger decides that satnam is indeed a sand trader and lets him go even without checking.. this happens for some 25 years.. now satnam is a rich businessman and retires from sand business.. one day the ranger comes to amritsar as a tourist and goes to a hotel there for lunch.. he is surprised to see the sardar there, who happens to be the owner of the eatery...
after the usual pleasantries, ranger saab asks satnam, "oye paaji yeh app ab to bata do ke kya smuggle karte the.. zaahir hai ke sirf ret hi smuggle nahin kar rahe the app"
satnam replies, "huzur ab bolne mein koi harz nahin hai.. main bikes smuggle kiya karta tha :D"
i think it was the one with three people stuck in the desert..a chinese man.. a german man.. and a sardarji..their car is broken down so they have to contineu by foot..but they decide to take somethin out of the car which they can use later..
so the chinese man takes the car seat..the german man takes waterbottle..and the sardarji takes the door..
so after a while they ask eachother why they took that thing..so the chinese man says.. when i'll get tired i can sit on the seat..the german man says..when i'll get thursty i can drink some water..so they ask the sardarji why he took the door..
he answered: when it's 2 hot i can roll down the window..
i think that''s the one u mean.. but im not sure..:)