There are several men sitting around in the locker
room of a golf club after a round, showering and
getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up,
and the following conversation ensues: (H - Husband, W
- Wife)
H - “Hello?”
W - “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H - “Yes.”
W - “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you
are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat.
It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
H - “What’s the price?”
W - “Only $1,000.”
H - “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it
that much…”
W - “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really
liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a
really good price… and
since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last
year…”
H - “What price did he quote you?”
W - “Only $60,! 000…”
H - “OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options.”
W - “Great! But before we hang up, something else…”
H - “What?”
W - “It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling
your bank account and I stopped by the real estate
agent
this morning and saw the house we had looked at last
year. It’s for sale!! Remember?
The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park
area, beachfront property.”
H - “How much are they asking?”
W - “Only $450,000 - a magnificent price… and I see
that we have that much in the bank to cover…”
H - “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up
to $420,000. OK?”
W - “OK, sweetie… Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I
love you!!!”
H - “Bye… I love you too…”
The man hangs up & closes the phone’s flap.
The other men are looking at him in astonishment and
derision. The husband raises his hand while holding
the phone and asks"Does anyone know who this phone
belongs! to?"
:k: