A man was having difficulty breathing. He went to a doctor, who, after doing many tests declared that one of his kidneys had gone bad and it must be removed if he wanted to survive. The man agreed reluctantly, but even after he had the surgery, the problem persisted. He got very frustrated and went to see another doctor who told him that this is caused by a dental disease and he should have the teeth removed. The man agreed, and once again, after having the teeth removed, the problem didn’t go away.
He then decided to try one last doctor, and this one told him that he had blood cancer and that he did not have much time left. The man got very depressed and decided to enjoy his final days to the fullest extent. He went to a tailor and asked him to make him a dress. The tailor started measuring him, and when he measure his collar, he wrote down 16 inches. The man said, “but I wear 14.” The tailor said, “Well, no problem, I can make it 14, but with that size, you will have problems breathing!”
