doctor's oder

Waiter: Hey, where do you think you are going with these spoons?

Customer: Doctor’s orders

Waiter: What do you mean

Customer: See what is written on this side of the medicine bottle, Take two spoons after each meal.

hahahaha!

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Kuddah dhi kasmay kurriye tu whi end kardhi hai....ai joke si...yaar ai tai banday nou tang karan ali gal si

Lol

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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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oo kissrana?

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If a person admires u a lot u despise him and don’t care-- and it is the person who doesn’t notice u that u r apt to admire…This is not not easy to realize :crying:

ni kurriye banda poochay...chumchay kiou choori kittay nai.....banda dhakan hi istamaal kar laindah weh....tu whi poori zindigi bhooli hi rahi weh...


look but don't touch

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hehe..


three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!