A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to ‘write’ with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, “Well that’s great, just great… some a******'s got my pen.”
Morris tells his doctor, "I am under a lot of stress, and I keep losing my temper with people, and insulting them... You have to help me, doc!"
The doctor says, "All right. Well, let's see... Can you begin by telling me about your problem?"
Replies Morris, "I just did, you no good, son-of-a-bitch!"
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had given her a prescription for the male hormone testosterone.
The woman was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places where I've never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her, "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
The woman replied, "On my balls."
lol
and im sure mods would want a word
Old but okay
:)
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*Originally posted by Mr. Fantastic: *
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had given her a prescription for the male hormone testosterone.
The woman was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places where I've never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her, "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
The woman replied, "On my balls."
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HAHA
A patient comes to doctor and asks about his report.
Doctor states, "Well, I have a bad news and a worst news".
Patient says, "What's the bad news?"
Doctor says, "I am afraid you are going to die within 24 hours."
Patient says, "Well, what could be worst than that?"
Doctor replies, "I forgot to tell you yesterday".