‘Doctor, are you sure i’m suffering from pnuemonia? I’ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pnuemonia and finally dieing of typhus.’
‘Dont worry, it wont happen with me, if i treat someone with pnuemonia he will die with pnuemonia.’
A pipe bursts in a doctor’s house. He called the plumber. The plumber arrived, umpacked the tools, did some plumber-type things and handed the doctor the bill for $600,The doctor exclaimed 'This is ridiculous! I dont even make that much as a doctor!'The plumber answered quietly, ‘Neither did i when i was a doctor.’
Three doctors are on a duck blind and a duck flies overhead. The genereal practitioner looks at it and says, ‘Looks like a duck, flies like a duck, it’s probably a duck,’ shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, ‘Hmmmm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound, might be a duck,’ he raises his gun to shoot but the duck is well gone.A third bird flies overhead. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, bring the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, ‘Go see if that was a duck,’
