A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.”
“Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month.”
armughal bhai bohot thaka hua joke tha uff 
^bateesi to phir bhee nikli huee hai aap ki....
wo aap ka dil rakhnay k lyay majBoori mein nikli hui hae 
Its funny i heard the other way around.
A mechanic says to a heart surgeon Hey listen i do the same thing as you, you fix humans i fix cars. You get them running again and so do i. So why is it you get paid more than i do? To which the doc says Try fixing the engine while its running. :-)