A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
**The doctor says, **“I have some good news and some bad news.”
**The man says, ** “OK, give me the good news first.”
**The doctor says, **“The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
**The man replies, ** “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
**The doctor says, ** “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”
