Doctor & Patient

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

**The doctor says, **“I have some good news and some bad news.”
**The man says, ** “OK, give me the good news first.”
**The doctor says, **“The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
**The man replies, ** “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
**The doctor says, ** “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”

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haha .. :cb:

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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haha :D

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:hehe:

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:D

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hahahahahha:)

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yaar aise joke suna k bore matt kiya karooo :yawn:

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here’s another one for you

Girl demanded for Ice cream
boy purchased it,
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Only thank you?
Girl: You want kiss na?

Boy: Chup kar, waddi ayi kiss wali " Adhi ice cream dey" :aj:

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:hehe:

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Good one :smiley:

:hmmm:

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:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:@korni:k:

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thanks everybody

new ones coming up this eve............. today :)