Doctor/Medical/Fitness Jokes

[Lois_Lane]

Re: Doctor/Medical/Fitness Jokes

Got this one online:

As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything.
If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patients’ wrists.
Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said she couldn’t eat bananas.
Imagine my surprise when several hours later a very irate son came out to the nurses’ station demanding, “Who’s responsible for labelling my mother ‘bananas’?”