At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. “Big breaths,” I instructed.
“Yes, they used to be,” said the remorseful patient.
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haha....took me a while to figure it out! :-P
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Doctor: "I've got very bad news - you've got cancer and ....Alzheimer's"
Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer"
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Not two aspirin joke!
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber.
The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while and fixed the problem, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor!!"
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A doctor asked a patient if he had any problem?
"Well, to tell the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting very forgetful. What can I do?"
The doctor mused for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Pay me in advance."
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Some good ones 
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This is one of the classic........meaning sort of older doctor joke..
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the piano after my hand operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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lolzz