Doctor Doctor>>>

Tauseef · July 17, 2003, 8:59pm

‘Doctor, are you sure i’m suffering from pnuemonia? I’ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pnuemonia and finally dieingof typhus.’‘Dont worry, it wont happen with me, if i treat someone with pnuemonia he will die with pnuemonia.’

Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade’
‘Dont panic, i’m coming immediately, have you done anything yet?’
‘Yeah, i shaved with the electric razor.’

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.

yaasir · July 18, 2003, 3:50am

nice jokes tauseef!

arfin99 · July 18, 2003, 5:01am

Hahhaha,, LOL

rimsh_1 · July 18, 2003, 3:10pm

zohra_jan · July 18, 2003, 3:45pm

funny..

here’s another silly one..
one atom said to another “i think i lost an electron”
second atom: are you quite sure?
first atom: yea, i’m **positive!!! **

Tauseef · July 18, 2003, 10:57pm

funny reply.

Phat_gurl · July 18, 2003, 11:05pm

:)

Tauseef · July 18, 2003, 11:23pm

Why PG you didn’t like it?
Have another look at them. They reallly are cool.

zidee · July 19, 2003, 5:32pm

i didnt think they were funny!

Philanthrope · July 19, 2003, 6:18pm

LOlzzz

Prince_Ali · July 19, 2003, 7:27pm

good one :k:

Dj_Aqua · July 19, 2003, 8:19pm

Tauseef · July 20, 2003, 8:39pm

Here’s another one:
A judge asked the thief , “Why you theft in the day instead of night?”
“Because I cant resist my sleep at night”. the theif replied.

Want more…
An interviewer asked the candidate why a cat moves its tail?
“Very simple” the candidate replied, “Because the tail cannot move the cat”.

Khanzada · July 21, 2003, 4:34pm

^ akhri wala best hai :biggthumb

kiyani · July 21, 2003, 5:49pm