Doctor to Patient: Why are you so nervous?
Patient: Well, this is my first operation, so I guess it is normal for me to be a little nervous.
Doctor: Be strong! It is my first operation as well. Do I look nervous to you?
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:D
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Imagine how would have it looked in reality when my friend was abt to inject a patient & told her to be calm. The little girl was being injected for the first time. and my friend told her bachay koi baat nahe mein bhi pehli dafa laga rahi hoon & the girl, she just jumped off her stool & ran outside the room. She didn’t come back until my friend had left the room 
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omg! haha that is so bad
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During my rotation in Obstetrics in medical school i gave a patient injection, it took my little time to find her vein, and she was crying and shouting. I said, "Bibi kiya howa, aik zara sa teeka hi tu hai"
She said, "aap key liye tu zara sa teeka hai, jis ko lagey pata usey chalta hai"
I said, "jis ko lagey usey toop lagti hai?"
Used to be very insensitive in Pakistan, thats how the things are there.
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^ lol at toop
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trust me its hurts so badly 
to the ppl like me
i actually ended up putting ice bags for atleast two three hrz 
even on that nurse barely let me go 
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U know what, sometimes if an experts injects u, its like only the prick of the needle & then u dont feel anything at all. & sometimes its so much painful & the pain may remain there for the whole day. Strange 
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well expert or no expert doesn’t matter
its actually something in my arms, even if my sibz poke me or touch my arms its hurt me so bad
i have no idea, y 
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are u thin, lean? maybe thats the reason!
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no i am not lean mean
but once a doc uncle hold my hand and asked me beta app zinda to ho na 
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Why? couldn’t he feel ur pulse or what?
or yeh lo aik teeka meri taraf say 
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no its something else 
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at 9am today, i dunno if i should laugh at this joke or …what..
where is gupshup’s resident doctor 
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no matter how many jokes you come up with about other occupations - best jokes can only be found in medicine 
Bravo 
Faizy: kis ko yaad kar rahay ho
we had practice of getting blood out last week and I was the only person who was afraid of even trying it
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