MAN: Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.
DOCTOR: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, I am a veterinary doctor.
MAN: No, Doctor, I have come to you. Only
DOCTOR: But, gentleman I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
MAN: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only . Not to get P anadol.
DOCTOR: I cannot treat you. Because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a 100% human being and not an animal.
MAN: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first
DOCTOR: OK. Tell me.
MAN: I sleep vigilantly like a dog. Snoozing , barking during sleeping due to over fatigue & thinking about my workload tomorrow.
I get up in the morning like a chicken. Kok kok kowwww.
I go to work running like a horse , kicking
I work all the day like a donkey sometimes “SOWAY SOWAYA” slows slowly
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any rest.
I wag my tail like a dog in front of all my Bosses
I play with my children like a monkey - if I get time.
I am like a Rabbit (lewd all the time) before my wife
DOCTOR: Do you work in Gulf ?
MAN: of course Yes, long time working in Gulf
DOCTOR: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the beginning
Itself that you are working in Gulf. So that you should not waste my time…
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Ok you lost me.
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same here!
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By Gulf, do you mean the UAE area, implying that life is fast there? 
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^ I think he means, that ppl work like animals there!
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That's what I thought, but I imagine US would be worse than Dubai.
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^yup... you could have used DC or NYC instead of gulf....they are even worst in that case :D
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That's what I thought, but I imagine US would be worse than Dubai.
yes but i not lost u.main koi muqabla nahi ker raha ok
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tht was sorta lame
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It's somewhat true but hardly a joke.
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i dont get it
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yes but i not lost u.main koi muqabla nahi ker raha ok
Hummar sahab, aap ki angraizi khaasi kamzor lagti hai, isliye mein Urdu mein bata deta hoon meri baat ka kia matlab tha. Jab English mein "you lost me" kahtey hain tou uska matlab kuch iss tarha ka hota hai:
Baat samajh nahi aayi **YA **Baat merey sar k ooper sey guzar gayi
Mein muqabley wali haar jeet ki baat nahi kar raha tha :)