A guy went to a doctor in his hospital and asked her how much he would charge to go see his wife who is sick at home? The doctor said the charge would be 100 Rupees. The guy agreed and both of them went to guy’s home. When the arrived at his home, the man got out of the car and handed him 100 Rupees but the doctor surprisingly asked: aren’t you going to let me examine your wife? The man said: oh my wife is not sick, it’s just that the taxi was charging me 150 Rupees to bring me home but you only charged a 100 Rupees!!!
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wise guy!
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No wonder why health system doesn't work well in Pakistan :)
salman bhai, i really work hard to come up with jokes that you haven’t heard before :p…now i don’t know if you stopped commenting your fav. quote “old but gold” or is it that you really never heard these before 
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Believe it or not but I heard this joke from my Phuppa when I was 14. Now if u wish I can say Old but still Gold but don’t wanna say that as I almost forgot that joke. Have fun buddy.
I am just targetting only three ppl. in this forum, 
already pissed few of them personally
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