Re: Do you write?
I possess the knack of composing profound yet spine-chilling threatening letters. 'Tis a shame the recipients have not met the great authoress whose words have inspired and touched so deeply (especially their bank accounts). While this comprises about a third of my income, it’s not for everyone. Only those who are truly talented and greedy…erm…I mean unwaveringly ambitious.
More seriously, it is my dream to publish a children’s book. I’ve done the writing bit…and have even researched the publishing process as well.