Re: Do you have a statue of Lord Ganesha in your home yet?
Dear sir, what mullah school did you graduate from?
Mr. Queer, you remind me of that song from the 1954 movie Aar Paar.
Babuji dheeray chalna…
McPendo my dear brother, please don’t make fun of someone else’s faith. It hurts just as it hurts us when the same is dished out to us. 
Sincerely,
Captain Lota